InstantChat is Bill Belichick’s latest illusory amicable media network

Bill Belichick responded to a doubt about Antonio Brown’s Facebook Live tide on Monday in a many Belichickian approach possible. 


“Well, as we know, I’m not on SnapFace and all that, so we don’t unequivocally get those,” a Patriots manager pronounced in an speak on Boston’s WEEI sports radio. “I’m unequivocally only disturbed about removing a group prepared to go. I’m not too disturbed about what they put on InstantChat.” 

This is not a initial time Belichick has used names of amicable media platforms that simply do not exist. It all started in 2011, when he was asked about Chad Ochocinco’s social media presence. 

“I don’t Twitter, we don’t MyFace, we don’t Yearbook,” he said. He went with a classical dad-move of regulating a name of a amicable media as a noun (“Stop Facebooking!” or “Are we Twittering?”). Where he came adult with Yearbook, we have no idea.

Then in 2014, a Patriots’ scouting news of Johnny Manziel was leaked. Belichick, of course, took a ubiquitous doubt about internet leaking and found a approach to couple it behind to fictitious amicable media sites.

“What’s online, we should go speak to a geniuses that are online,” he said. “I don’t know. MyFace, YourFace, InstantFace.”

He’s being spiteful about a “geniuses,” and that’s demonstrative of Belichick’s views toward amicable media in general. He’s trolling, and a settlement is commencement to emerge: MyFace is Belichick’s fake amicable media site of choice.

Any doubt that Belichick was only messing with everybody was erased in Oct 2015. 

Let’s do a bit of examining here. Belichick used “snap” for a initial time. That means he’s woke adequate to know that Snapchat was a new prohibited amicable media during a time. I’m not shopping this whole completely-oblivious-old-man routine.  

What’s next: InstantSnap? FaceGram?


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